- Do you speak English?

- Yes !

- Name?

- Abdul a-Rhazib

- Sex?

- Three to five times a week

- No, no… I mean female or male?

- Yes, male, female, sometimes camel

- Holy, cow !

- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general

- But isn?t that hostile?

- Horse style, doggy style, free style, any style !

- Oh dear !

- No, no! Deer run toо fast…